When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me

that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else

to take care of xxx, the shed, the boat, making beer.. Always

something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,

busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched

silently for a short time and then went into the house.. I was gone

only a minute, and When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I

said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

This was the fight she who is boss won