You have my sympathy.
Been there done that.
Mine at the moment is great. No one comes here unless i ring and something needs fixing. They know the joint is twice as good as the day i moved in and im never late with the rent.
One house i lived in, we had a inspection, i spent 2 whole days cleaning the yard doing the edges (by hand with a shovel), hard yakka. Sheila turns up from the estate agent, got it out of her that they had word that the house was running as an illegal brothel. Skanky chick we were sharing with and her friend had the lebbo guys from across the road over one night, [Censored] teasted em and sent em home. They were pissed off so they letter boxed the neighbourhood saying our house was an illegal brothel, land lord only lived 5 doors up. Man was i wild.
