If Patrick Bateman from that amazing movie American Psycho was a mower nut he'd be saying something in his head like:
"Look at that hardened steel strip that prevents the left hand edge of the base from wearing out from scrapes against rockery et al! And check out it's tasteful and hard wearing grey hammered finish that could withstand a meteorite impact!! OMG those sturdy looking large diameter ball bearing wheels!!"
*Breaks out in a cold sweat*
Better watch your backs any Greenfield pushie owners!!
Ahh, if only victa had kept producing the thumblatch catcher series, they would be in better shape today!
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