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#9293 28/08/08 04:52 AM
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Hi to All,
A young Japanese girl had been taught all her life that when she
married she was to please her husband and never upset him.

So the first morning of her honeymoon the young Japanese bride
crawled out of bed after making love, stooped down to pick up
her husband's clothes and accidentally let out a big fart.

She looked up and said:
"Aww so sowwy� excuse prease, front hole so happy back hole laugh out loud."
lol!! laugh






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Darryl that was a real blast. good1


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Well done, Bruce.....that was a "ripper" lol!!... laugh


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