When I was an apprentice in a panel shop I used to have to do the smoko run to the pie shop.
One day on the list was a Randy Tart so after getting the food I slipped back into the workshop grabbed the oxy heated up his best panel beating dolly slipped it in a paper bag put in the box with the rest of the food, when he grabbed it out with a strange look on his face I said they were out of Randy Tarts but they had a Hot Dolly.
Bit lame but no one ever tried it again.
